Speaking of VDs, Canadian Blood Services has added a new question for blood donors: "Have you, in your past or present job, taken care of or handled monkeys or their bodily fluids?" This is funny to me. What about monkey owners? Are they exempt from further questioning?
That reminds me of lyrics to a song written/sung by the one-and-only, Larry Norman:
"Gonorrhea on Valentine's Day, And you're still looking for the perfect lay, You think rock and roll will set you free, You'll be dead before you're thirty-three, Shooting junk till you're half insane, Broken needle in your purple vein, Why don't you look into Jesus, He's got the answer."
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Yes, nothing quite like a good comunicable disease to brighten your winter. :D
Speaking of VDs, Canadian Blood Services has added a new question for blood donors: "Have you, in your past or present job, taken care of or handled monkeys or their bodily fluids?" This is funny to me. What about monkey owners? Are they exempt from further questioning?
That reminds me; I haven't donated for a few months - that's the longest break since I got my ear pierced! :-o
What people do with monkeys on their own time should be kept that way.
ESPECIALLY forms of disciplining; that should not be allowed in public.
Why aren't you allowed to spank your.... nevermind.
That reminds me of lyrics to a song written/sung by the one-and-only, Larry Norman:
"Gonorrhea on Valentine's Day,
And you're still looking for the perfect lay,
You think rock and roll will set you free,
You'll be dead before you're thirty-three,
Shooting junk till you're half insane,
Broken needle in your purple vein,
Why don't you look into Jesus, He's got the answer."
How appropriate!
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