The day was a Friday, and it was beautiful outside. I needed a tasty beverage after work, but I had to drink it rather quickly because my sister and I were about to leave to see a high school basketball game; a girl from our youth group would be playing. I weighed my options: Should I pour my drink into my water bottle and nonchalantly sip it through a straw while watching the game? Could I bring my glass in the car with me? My conscience wouldn't allow either, so I drank it quickly before we left.
The evening was still beautiful when we got home, and our basketball-playing friend was arriving too, soon after her game. I wanted another tasty beverage, but seeing as it was technically a youth group night - even if only one girl was coming - I wasn't sure I should indulge.
I asked my sister, "Is there such a thing as a virgin porn star?"
"No."
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
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Virgin porn star is like caffeine-free coke or sugar-free Jolt. It just doesn't seem right.
But, if she didn't know that's what you were having, it doesn't really matter. LOL
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