My setting: hemming curtains on my living room floor.
The following is a text message conversation.
R: Guess what? A guy just pulled a knife on me.
Me: What?!
R: Yeah. He wanted my backpack and wallet.
Me: What did u do?
R: I told him 2 screw off & pushed him out of my way.
R: He wasn't that aggressive. He was wasted.
R: He's lying on the ground where I pushed him, whimpering.
R: Now he's taking a piss.
Later....
Me: Maybe it was kind of good you'd had a bad day...
R: He's lucky I didn't grab his knife and stab him with it.
4 comments:
I'm still laughing about that last comment... my coworkers are looking at me funny... !! :)
Best mugging EVER!
So funny! I love it!
I'm tired of being harrassed by gang members, thugs, miscreants, and sob-story-tellers.
All I want is to be able to walk home from 160 Princess to my condo in peace (not pieces).
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